The best time to do anything, get drunk, surf, run, take a walk, gamble, make love, get high, watch a movie, read a book, is on a Monday, when everyone else is at work, as their depression will heighten your celebration, of not being them.

Robert Black
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  2. The proper means of increasing the love we bear our native country is to reside some time in a foreign one.

  3. For seldom shall she hear a tale So sad so tender yet so true.

  4. Lxnig sentences in a short composition are like large rooms in a little house.

  5. Zealous men are ever displaying to you the strength of their belief, while judicious men are showing you the grounds of it.

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